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Injections Free of Pain with Lidocaine!

Since I posted my last Dan Duchaine article, I've been flooded with requests for more stories about the guru or something from his bag of tricks.  When I remembered this little gem I just had to share it with you. Now, what I'm about to discuss here is by no means new; it's one of those little things that can slip by because we assume everyone already knows it. As basic as this little protocol is, I'll bet there are a bunch of you that never heard of it. And just as many who will be grateful for it because the old saying "no pain, no gain," is not always true.  Sometimes pain can just be a pain, and if you can get around it, why not?

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Enough Questions; Go Train!

The most commonly asked question I ever get is, "does ____work?" I wish I had a dollar for every time I've been asked that question by a guy looking for the answer. From this or that supplement; to this or that drug; to this or that training method; high-carb or low-carb; high intensity, low intensity; for every possible machination of bodybuilding, someone has asked me for my opinion. Do I look like I know?  I'm only five-nine, 205! I just like to train. So, for the most part, I really don't care if the subtle nuances in this great big thing we practice make that much of a difference.  I just do what I like and whatever doesn't aggravate my injuries.

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My Friend Dan Duchaine

When he first coined that little phrase, he might well have been referring to a big, veiny muscled chick, or perhaps a post-op transsexual, or a dwarf -  even then nothing would have surprised me. But, really, he was talking about recumbent bikes, of which his particular design looked like it was destined to be the guru's next claim to fame. He was also intrigued with, and well informed about, high-end audio equipment that was as intricate and precise as it was insanely expensive. He designed his own pair of complex multi-chambered speakers and had them custom built specifically to enhance every invisible nuance that made an angry lesbian -  his favorite brand of performer.

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Drivin' That Train High on Cocaine: Better Not Hit the Gym!

The other day I got another e-mail from a member asking me about training on cocaine.  After I told him I thought it was a bad idea, I pondered the frequency of this question and began to think that maybe some of you young'uns  might be thinking that cocaine is a good stimulant to drive your training.  It's a horrible idea.  I remembered writing about it back around the turn of the century, so I dug up the article in my archive and thought you all might enjoy it.

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Smuggler's Blues!

SmugglingSTICKING THAT SYRINGE FULL OF EXOTIC OIL INTO THE SIDE OF YOUR ASS IS NOT IN AND OF ITSELF AN ILLEGAL ACT.  HOWEVER, EVERYTHING INVOLVED IN GETTING IT FROM THE PHARMACY IN MEXICO TO YOUR FRONT DOOR WAS; AND NOT EVERYONE MADE IT.

 

 

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